Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call her and say, "Hi, i'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, offer her a ride and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me." She gives you a nice hard tight slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback!

I learnt a lot about marketing after reading this! ;) super funny. i'm not sure if you are tickled by the above article, but it has certainly brought me lots of laughters. Above abstract taken from October Series: Career Central.